Meet Flemeth from Bioware's Dragon Age.
She is having an off day and is about to burn down PAX Prime.
This situation could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Hawke.

Sassy Gay Hawke comic: http://enerjak.deviantart.com/art/DA-Sassy-Gay-Hawke-210727692

(sort of) Brought to you by MiO!

Songs used:
Inon Zur - Dragon Age 2 Opening
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
Sassy Gay Friend theme

Sound effects from www.freesound.org