In a land where bandits have pow-wow barbecues and Mages cast magic using Swiffers and Mops, a parody was born through a series of tubes. This is that parody.

Also, special thanks to Kirbopher for animating our dialog wheel, who is not mentioned in the credits because WE SUCK, PLEASE FORGIVE US

Dragon Age 2 belongs to Bioware. Belly Drum Productions do not claim ownership on Dragon Age 2 or any other Bioware products. This is a fanbased parody.